我来追你了 伙计 I'm coming for you, Boyo!
抓住他 Dave 去抓他 Get him! Dave, go to him!
你该还钱了 小子 You're gonna pay up, kid!
Dave 他妈的快点 Dave Dave, hurry the fuck up! Dave!
嗨 哦 -Hey! -Oh!
Get over here! Come on, Joe!
Dave 去弄那窗户 Dave, get the window.
你在哪里 小子？ Where are you, kid?
你他妈的在哪里？ Where the fuck are you?
仔细搜查 Check it out.
操 Fuck!
上车 Get in the car!
Noah 嗯？ Noah. -Hmm?
为什么Jon会在我的客厅沙发上？ What is Jon doing on my couch?
呃 呃？ Uh... -Uh?
谢谢 Bex Thanks, Bex.
如果你是一朵玫瑰 我不会爱你的 I don't love you as if you were a rose.
我知道你会的 不 不 Suize 什么？ 什么？ See, I knew you would. -No, no, Suzie. What? What?
认真点 好吗？ 你妈妈会喜欢的 Just take it seriously, ok? -Your mum would love it.
早上好 Fitbit Morning, Fitbit.
你如果是一朵盐玫瑰 我不会爱你的 I don't love you as if you were a rose of salt, topaz...
你知道 我已经 You know, I've, um...
我差不多把那辆Holden车弄好了 我想只是积炭毛病 I've almost got the Holden going. It's just a dodgy carb, I reckon.
那电池 你知道它已经完了 是吗？ -You know, the battery is... -You know it's over, right?
得了 伙计 你们一定知道她在哪里？ Come on, man. I mean, you guys gotta know where she is, right?
我是说 我只是 只是想和她谈谈 I mean, I just... I just wanna... I just gotta talk to her.
得了 亲爱的 Come on, hon.
你得继续往前 嗯？ You need to move on, eh?
你所做的事情是不可原谅的 What you did was unforgiveable.
我只是这事情 I know it's...
你能和她说些什么呢 Jon？ What could you possibly say to her, Jon?
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
她绝对被打击了 我知道 She was absolutely devastated. -I know.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know, I know.
所以我得和她谈谈 你这没希望的混蛋 Which is why I need to talk to her. -You hopeless bastard.
喂？ And... hello?
加油 你能做到的 Come on. Come on. You can do it.
相信你自己 Believe in yourself.
是的 Yes!
有人吗？ Hello?
油要自己加的 伙计 Uh, the petrol's self-service, mate.
哦 我的车子有些问题 Oh, I got a problem with the car.
我希望你帮忙看看 也许是它过热了 I was hoping you'd take a look at it. Think she might be overheating.
狗屎 狗屎 Shit. Shit!
哦 狗屎 Oh, shit!
哦 Oh.
是的 Yep.
太忙了 哥们 Too busy, bro.
嘿 Noah Hey, Noah.
你把我的“Crane兄弟”牌西装拿去了？ What have you done with my crane brothers suit?
你说过可以借用任何东西的 You said borrow anything.
是的 我是说类似高尔夫俱乐部或者那套盒子 不是一套两千元的西装 Yeah, I meant like golf clubs or our box set of 'got', not a 2-k suit.
哦 得了 伙计 你知道它和我身的 Oh, come on, man. You know I'm good for it.
最好是这样 它是Becca的最爱 You'd better be. It's Becca's favourite.
你在哪里 为什么要穿该死的西装？ Where are you, anyway, and why the friggin' suit?
我去参加一个婚礼 I'm going to a wedding.
你不去参加Nick和Bella的婚礼 Well, you're not going to Nick and Bella's.
我告诉过你 我得见她 I told you, man. I gotta see her.
不 这不是个好主意 No, this is such a bad idea.
会很糟糕的 So bad.
喔 Whoa!
哥们 你想找死吗？ Bro, you got a death wish?
你弄坏了 你们分手了 You're breaking... You're breaking up.
回头打给你 不 不 不 别 -Let me call you back. -No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't.
那个我很抱歉 I'm sorry about that.
他会杀了我 He's gonna kill me.
如果你站在这里 都不用他动手 Well, he won't have to if you stay there.
你在这干什么？ What are you doing?
哦 只是 想搭车去南边 Oh, I'm just... Trying to get a lift south.
哦 Oh.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, man.
伙计 你不会相信我早上的事情 我车子的变速箱坏了 Man, you wouldn't believe my morning. My car shat its gearbox.
然后我碰上了这个 就像是 灾难性的调速器事故 And then I had this, like, uh, catastrophic governor failure.
你遇到过这样的事吗？ Have you ever had one of those?
是的 不 你不会想这样的 相信我 我不会烤面包这可是个奇迹 Yeah, no, you don't want to. Trust me. It's a miracle I'm not toast.
哥们 你不会绞肉这才是奇迹 Uh, bro, it's a miracle you're not mince.
是的 是的 谢谢 谢谢你没让我那样 Yeah, man. Yeah, true. Thank you. Thanks for not making me that.
对于你这样的年龄来说 这是一辆好车 This is a nice car for a kid your age.
这是什么意思？ What is that supposed to mean?
哦 没什么 伙计 我只是 我不知道 Oh, no, nothing. No, nothing, man. I just... I don't know.
也许是你赢了“大星期三”什么的 Maybe you won big Wednesday or something.
这不管你的事 真的 That's none of my business, really.
它是我妈的车 It's my mum's.
哦 对了 是“嘻哈”妈妈 嬉皮派的妈妈 Oh, right on. Hip-hop mum. Hip mum.
嬉皮派的妈妈 卑鄙妈妈 是的 Hip mum. Mean mum. Yeah.
嘿 哥们 这听起来有点直接 Hey, man, this is gonna sound pretty forthright,
但是 我可以吃点剩下的饼干吗？ but, um, can I have the rest of that cookie time?
我只是 没吃早餐 I just... I totally missed breakfast.
呐 没事 没事 Nah, it's cool. That's cool.
哦 嘿 Oh, hey.
你想我去加点油吗？ 哦 好的 好的 You want me to Chuck in some gas? -Oh, yeah. Yeah.
喂？ Jon, Jon, Jon Hello? -Jon, Jon, Jon.
嘿 Sharon 亲爱的 听着 现在确实不是个好时间 Hey, Sharon. Babe. Um, look, uh, now's not actually such a good time.
Sharon 亲爱的 混蛋 不 不是个好时间 是吗 Jon？ Sharon. 'Babe', my arse. No, it's not a good time, is it, Jon?
我被出版商的法律团队追了整整一周 亲爱的 I've had the publisher's legal team chasing me all week, darling.
我在超市 他们打电话给我 They called me in the supermarket.
在我女儿的矫形体操当中 他们打电话给我 They called me in the middle of my daughter's remedial gymnastics...
Jon...
Jon 亲爱的 Jon 亲爱的 那该死的书在哪里？ Jon, my love, Jon, my darling, where is that fucking book?!
是的 不 我 书有进展 Yeah, no, I'm... it's coming along.
我正在写 实际上 我现在就在写 Um, I'm working on it. I'm working on it now, actually.
你最好这样 Jon 因为他们要求退还预付款 You better be, Jon, because they're demanding refunds of your advance,
那样我他妈的的佣金也泡汤了 so that means my fucking commission.
但是 嘿 他们喜欢提纲 是吗？ But, uh... Hey, they loved the outline, right?
Jon 他们是支付给你一本小说的钱 Jon, they paid you for a novel.
没人期望“伟大的Gatsby”（这样的小说） No-one's expecting 'the great fucking Gatsby' here,
但是你最新捣鼓出来的草稿 but the last draft you shovelled up was...
我正在找 在这里 I'm just finding the... Here it is.
出版商的原话是 没有面包的狗屎三明治 This is what the publisher said -a shit sandwich without the bread.
他们 你知道他们在挑刺 对吗？ They're... you know, they're picking on the ending, right?
没完没了的 Jon There was no ending, Jon.
不说了 好吗？ The word count just stops, ok?
没办法了 我不能再掩护你了 把那该死的书写完 It goes nowhere. I can't cover for you anymore. Finish that fucking book!
很好 嘿 谢谢 Cool... hey, thanks.
经纪人 呃？ Agents, eh?
没有面包的狗屎三明治？ A shit sandwich without the bread?
那是什么样的反馈？ What kind of feedback is that?
这是个比喻 It's a metaphor.
就像想象一下一个三明治只有狗屎 Like imagine a sandwich with just the shit bits...
是的 但是没有面包 -Yeah. -..And no bread.
哦 只有漂亮的狗屎 -Oh. -It's pretty shit.
哦 很棒！ 嘿 谢谢 伙计 Oh, cool! Hey, thanks, man.
谢谢 谢谢你的解释 Thanks for, you know, thanks for clarifying that.
不客气 You're welcome.
让我告诉你它正直的意思是什么 好吗？ Let me tell you what it really is, ok?
是个阴谋 想逼我遵守这枯燥的商业标准 It's a conspiracy to make me conform to this bland commercial standard.
那些傲慢的白痴 他们只是 All those condescending morons, they just...
他们想要模仿作品 而我不打算卖给他们 哥们 They want derivative pulp, and I'm not going to sell out, man.
我 我不卖 I'm... I'm not.
是的 行啦 说到阴谋 Yep. Here we go. Speaking of conspiracies...
下午好 先生 你知道为何让你停车吗？ Afternoon, sir. Do you know why I pulled you over?
车辆登记没有问题 所以我猜你只是想罚款 长官 Well, the Rego's all good, so I guess you're just revenue collecting, officer.
或者另外的原因是 Or another probable cause is...
另外的原因是制度化的种族主义 你明白吗？ Another probable cause is institutionalized racism, you know?
也许你让他靠边停车只是因为他是毛利人 Perhaps you just pulled him over because he's Maori.
抱歉 先生 Sorry, sir.
他的 他的猫今天早上被碾死了 所以他有点难受 是的 His... his cat got run over this morning, so he's a bit upset, yeah.
她被绝育了吗？ Was it desexed?
什么？ 你的猫 What? -Your cat.
哦 没有 Oh. Um... no.
被绝育后的猫不太容易走失的 因此不太可能被辗过 Desexed cats are less likely to stray, therefore less likely to be run over.
你最好下次考虑一下这个 You might wanna consider that next time.
好的 是的 Ok, yeah.
这车子这Taihape的一个加油站加了油没付钱 This vehicle left a Taihape service station without paying for petrol.
你知道这个吗？ You know about that?
哦 是他付的钱 什么？ -Nah, he paid for that. -What?
汽油 哦 我没有 -The petrol. -Nah, I didn't.
我以为你付过了不是吗？ I thought you did, didn't you?
不 你说过你去加油的 哥们 所以我 No, you said you'd Chuck it in, bro, so I...
我从未说过加油 哥们 I would never say Chuck it in, bro.
这车子注册这Jock Stevens名下 你们哪位是？ So this vehicle is registered to jock Stevens. Either of you him?
嘿 你这做什么？ Hey, what are you doing?
伙计 你在干什么？ Dude, what are you doing?
伙计 你有麻烦吗？ Man, are you in some kind of trouble?
谁会加了油而不付钱呢？ Well, who fills up a car and doesn't pay for it?
谁的妈妈回叫Jock？ Who's got a mum called jock?
如果你不靠边停车的话 你的驾照会被吊销的 Ok, well, if you don't pull over soon, you're gonna lose your licence.
我就没有驾照 I don't have one.
Evel Knievel（摩托车飞人） 你也许可以慢点开 Ok, Evel Knievel, maybe you could just, um, ease off the pedal a little bit.
他去哪了？ Where'd he go?
他妈的 Fuck!
这不是你妈妈的车 是吗？ It's not your mum's mini, is it?
我觉得像是一个汉堡 I feel like a burger.
什么？ What?
一个火烤Angus Patty 溏心蛋和烤肉酱汉堡 A flame-grilled Angus Patty, runny egg and barbecue sauce.
真的？ Seriously?
你有更好的想法吗？ Well, you got a better plan?
没有 No.
那我们去吃汉堡 Let's get a burger.
那是六个双份牛肉培根汉堡 That's six double-beef bacon, people.
怎么这么久？ 你们还在养那些该死的牛吗？ What's the hold-up? You growing those bloody cows?
抱歉 先生 We apologise, sir.
我们刚这后面有一头牛拒绝被混合进搅拌机 We've just had one out the back that refused to be blended up in the mincer,
但是我们群殴了它 很快你就可以大快朵颐它了 but we smacked her around and you can stuff your face with her shortly.
97号单子好了 哦 给你 走好 他妈的 I have order 97 here. -Oh, there you go. Nice and bloody.
上帝 女士 车里还有孩子们呢 Christ, lady, I've got fucking kids in the car.
你好 帅哥 你要什么？ Hello, handsome. What can I do you for?
是的 Yeah, um...
什么？ 是的 我有点犯难 What...? Mm. Uh... I'm a... Yeah, I'm a little bit torn.
哥们 她在和我说话 Bro, she's talking to me.
她在问我要什么 我在和驾驶员说话 先生 -She asked me my order. -I was talking to the driver, sir.
哦 好吧 抱歉 一半往往是这样工作的 Oh. That's fine. Sorry. -Tends to be how it works.
我要火烤Angus Patty Uh, well, can I grab the flame-grilled Angus Patty
溏心蛋和外加培根 with runny egg and extra bacon, please?
好的 谢谢 Absolutely. -Thanks.
你呢 先生？ And you, sir?
是的 我要火烤芝士 谢谢 Um, yeah, and I'll get the flame-grilled cheese, thanks.
是那火烤芝士 哦 不要芝士 -So that's the flame-grilled cheese... -Oh, but no cheese.
实际上 不 只要 火烤原味 Actually, no, should just make it the Fla... Flame-grilled original.
不要芝士？ 不要芝士 是的 -Without cheese? -Without cheese, yep.
不要 哦 有番茄吗？ 是的 -And no... oh, does it have tomato? -Yes.
好的 很好 不 我不要任何东西 Ok, cool. No, I don't want any of that.
某个混蛋把我的订单塞住了 Some dick stuffed up my order.
哦？ 某个混蛋把他的订单塞住了 Huh? -some dick stuffed up his order.
抱歉 我可以为你提供一杯免费可乐吗？ Sorry. Uh, can I offer you a free coke?
哦 免费薯条如何？ Nah. How about some free chips?
免费汉堡如何？ 免费口交如何？ -Nah, how about a free burger? -Nah, how about a free blow job?
抱歉 我们只提供免费可乐 I'm sorry. We only offer free coke.
他妈的是什么？要来份“大号快餐”吗？ What the fuck?! -Did you want to supersize those?
他妈的 不 Fuck, no!
哦 我也想取消了我的可乐订单 Uh, I might cancel my coke order.
你得去和别人说了 我想我不再在这里工作了 You might have to tell someone else. I don't think I work here anymore.
你需要双份可乐吗？ Do you want a double coke with that?
哦 你需要搭车去某个地方吗？ Oh, do you need a lift somewhere?
你们不是去Wellington 是吗？ You're not going to Wellington, are you?
我们是的 Uh, yeah, we are.
太巧了 Choice.
等等 怎么了？ 看起来她有麻烦 -Wait, what's going on? -It looks like she's in trouble.
是的 你也一样 伙计 你不会再想这样了 Yeah, so are you, mate. You don't want any more.
好的 Alright.
哦 上帝 -Whoa! -Gosh!
抱歉 上帝 抱歉 Sorry! Jesus, I'm sorry.
我叫Keiral 哦 抱歉 Keiral oh! Oh! Sorry!
哦 上帝 狗屎 -Oh, god. -Oh, shit.
我的错 喔 My bad. Whoo!
这是疯了 是的 确实不寻常 -Well, that was insane. -Yeah, it certainly was unusual.
哦 我们有火烤Angus 那牛就在这里 Oh, uh, we've got the flame-grilled Angus the cow right here.
很棒 谢谢 Cool. Thank you.
这是普通Patty And that is the regular Patty,
没有芝士 没有番茄或者任何有趣的东西 no cheese, no tomato or anything interesting at all.
完美 Perfect.
嘿 这是什么？ 读读吧 -Hey, what's this? -Oh, read it.
你的肉里面有多少肉？ 什么？ How much meat is in your meat? What?
一旦你算上含水量 Once you account for the water content,
碎骨头和高果糖玉米糖浆 crushed bone matter and high-fructose corn syrup,
你的Patty只有4%是真正的肉 only 4% of your Patty is actually meat.
据统计 在供应时会发生混乱 That... Statistically, there'll be a mix-up in supply
意味着50%的肉实际上是马肉 which means 50% of that meat content is actually horsemeat.
马肉 正确 Horsemeat. Correct.
什么样的变态疯子会把这放在他们的汉堡包装上？ What kind of sadistic nutjob would put that in their burger packaging?
我干的 这是事实 I did. And it's factual.
怎么？你是某个卧底 素食激进分子？ So what? What are you, some kind of undercover... Vegan activist?
不是 上周 我是戴着这些去面试的 Not really. I mean, I wore these to my job interview last week.
不是你的妈妈 不是你的牛奶 Not your mum, not your milk.
我从未掩盖自己的信仰 I never hide my beliefs.
-Gotta have principles, bro. -That's rich coming from you.
等等 好的 好的 Wait. Ok, ok, so...
如果有人刚刚 就像 这无辜地吃着他们的汉堡 what if someone's just, like, innocently eating their burger
然后他们看到了你的手册 然后 砰 and then they come across your pamphlet and then, boom,
他们全都扔了面包 或者朋友 或者东西 they hurl all over their nan or their friend or something?
我们在干什么？ Um... What are we doing?
哦 我们去检查一下本地商店 Oh, we're just checking out the local shops.
Sarah的纪念品货摊 Sarah's souvenir stall?
是的 他很喜欢猕猴桃果酱 Yeah, he really likes kiwi fruit jam.
真的？ Really?
是的 -Oh, yeah. -Hmm.
哦 看 特价5块 -Oh, look, it's on special. 5 bucks. -Oh, wow.
你该去买点 You should get some. -Oh...
你想要吗？5块 是的 是的 我们去买点 -Oh, you want to? $5. Yeah. Oh, yeah, let's get some.
是我见到最便宜的 Cheapest I've ever seen it.
是的 很棒 我们去买吧 -Yeah, that's great. -Let's do it.
你好 你是Sarah？ Hi. You Sarah?
你们是干什么工作的？ So, what do you guys do?
是的 什么？ 你们是做什么 什么？ Yeah, what? Mm. What do you...? What is...?
你是干什么的 伙计？ 我我只是忘记了 What is it that you do again, man? I just... l forgot.
我 我处理一次车辆 汽车 卡车 还有 Um, well, l... L work with vehicles. Cars, trucks and...
是某种机械工 或者汽车销售员一类的？ So like, um, like a mechanic or car salesman or, like...?
不 是类似某种回收 是吗 类似？ No, it's kind of more like repossession, isn't it, sort of?
回收？ Repossession?
你呢 Jon？你是做什么的？ And what about you, Jon? What do you do?
什么？哦 我是作家 作家？ -What? Oh, I'm a writer. -A writer?
是的 也许我读过一些或者？ Yeah. -Wow. Anything I might have read or...?
是的 我一直 我有些被铐住 Oh, yep. Yeah. Well, I've been... I've got some irons...
我有些项目这进展 目前我正在写 I've got some projects on the go at the moment that I'm working on.
是的 他是美食作家 美味 -Yeah, he's a food writer. -Yum!
你 目前你正在写关于三明治 对吗？ You're... you're writing about sandwiches at the moment, eh?
好的和不好的 是吧 哥们？ Good and shit ones, eh, bro?
是的 有些不好的三明治就在那里人们不得不 去吃 Yeah, there are some shit sandwiches out there that people have to... Eat.
哦 很好 今晚那里有个派对 你们有兴趣吗？ Oh, sweet. There's a party tonight. You keen?
我？哦 不 谢谢 我不 今晚我有安排 Me? Oh, no, thanks. I don't... I got plans tonight.
派对夜晚？ 在哪里举行？ Party tonight? Whereabouts?
明显 这是在Thorndon的一个仓库里 Um, apparently it's at a warehouse in Thorndon.
是的 是的 我有兴趣 Yeah. Yeah, I'm keen.
抱歉 伙计 你能 Sorry, mate. Can you just...?
你能举着那个一会儿吗？ Can you just hold that just for a minute?
也许那时 Maybe that's...
好的 那是穿过 不 你做错了 -Ok, so that's over the... -No, you're doing it wrong.
那狐狸绕着树追兔子 The fox chases the rabbit around the tree.
不 你该 No. -You gotta...
不 绕树两圈 然后跨过隆起部分 是吗？ No, it goes twice around the tree, then it goes over the hump, doesn't it?
不 是绕树三圈 然后向上穿过兔子洞 No, it goes once around the tree and then up the burrow.
不 那不是 你 但那不是兔子洞 No, that's not... You... That's not the burrow, though.
是的 但是你只是 那是隆起部分 -Yeah, but you just had... -That's the hump.
我只是 没有隆起部分 -I just... -There's no hump.
不 那是兔子走的地方 一会再找找另一个方法 No, that's where the rabbit goes. Find another one for a second.
哦 上帝 所有的男人去哪里了？ Oh, my god, where did all the men go?
谢谢 Thank you.
绕着树 哦 Round The tree... -Oh.
向上 穿过兔子洞 Up and through the burrow.
哦 那是 看 那就是我指的兔子洞 Oh, that... see, that was the burrow that I meant.
哦 你核实一下 是穿过隆起部分 Oh, check you out. -Through the hump.
哦 那是什么？ Oh, wow. So what is that?
是“四手结”还是“半温莎结” 是吗？ That's like a four-in-hand or like half-Windsor, is it?
是“普拉特结” Pratt knot.
“普拉特结” 现在 Pratt knot. -Now...
嘿 谢谢你给我搭车 没事 哥们 -Hey, thanks for the lift. -Sweet, bro.
哦 我们很棒吗？ 啊？ -And, um, we cool? -Huh?
是的 我们很棒 Yeah, we're cool.
嘿 别太迟了 Hey, um, and don't be too late
因为 妈妈等着你还车呢 记得吗？ 'cause, you know, mum wants the car back, remember?
这是你妈妈的车？ Oh, so this is your mum's car?
什么？ 这是你妈妈的车？ -What? -It's your mum's car?
哦 这车？ 是的 不 它很漂亮 伙计 -Oh, the car? -Yeah, no, that's cool, man.
不 不 我只是借给她用一段时间 No, no, no. I just let her borrow it for a little while and just...
哦 谁会在乎呢？ Oh. -Who cares?
你的另一位在哪里 亲爱的？ Where's your plus-one, honey?
嗯？ 哦 不 我是 我今晚是单飞 Mm? Oh, no, I'm... I'm flying solo tonight.
哦 我丈夫 Oh. My husband's away getting his hip replaced.
哦 是吗？ 哎呦 Oh, yeah? Ouch.
如果你需要找个伴 让我知道 If you need a co-pilot, let me know.
好的 Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 Thanks.
还得多拿一杯 Just gonna take one more.
完美收场 It finishes nicely.
嘿 Hi.
你在这里干什么 Jon？ What are you doing here, Jon?
屁股不想写作了 Um, well, the arse fell out of writing,
所以 我想我要 试着殷勤点 so I thought I'd just, um, try hospitality.
你甚至是怎么敢想这是 How can you even think this is... Remotely appropriate?
男人总得吃饭 A man's gotta eat.
哦 不 等等 停住 Sue 停住 拜托 Oh, no, wait. Stop, sue. Stop, stop, please.
我想见你 所以 Um, I wanted to see you, so...
好吧 那么你只是想你 Alright, so you just thought you'd...
这样若无其事地出现？ show up like nothing's happened?
我尽量去忘记你 Jon I'm doing my best to get over you, Jon.
是的 你很擅长这个 嗯？ Yeah, you aced that one, eh?
什么？ What?
我真的被惊讶到了 Well, you know, I'm actually surprised.
作为一名知识产权的法律专家 For a specialist in the law of intellectual property
四肢发达头脑简单 会是你喜欢的类型 that a body in search of a brain cell would be your type.
但是 这很棒 得了 -But... That's cool. -Come on.
我明白 我明白 他也许可以满足你其他地方 是吗？ I get it. I get it. Suzie, he probably, you know, satisfies in other ways, right?
他也许被缠着就像一个该死的 哦！ He's probably hung like a fucking... Ooh!
这不是对待帮助的方式 That's no way to treat the help.
你已经到了目的地 You have arrived at your destination.
哦 狗屎 -Oh! -Shit!
伙计 嘿 你吓了我一大跳 Dude, hey, you scared the crap out of me.
Jon 嘿 嘿 -Jon, hey. -Hey.
这是万圣节吗？ 这是 这是万圣节 是吗？ It's Halloween, eh? It's... it's Halloween, right?
不 我们 No. We're, um...
我们明天要去议会大厦游行 抗议动物死亡的权利 We're marching on parliament tomorrow to protest the death of animal rights.
有个可怕的法案 摆在议会面前 所以需要去阻止 There's this horrific bill in front of the house that needs stopping.
是的 不 这很棒 那么应该去做 就像 烧烤 Yeah, no, it's great. You should do, like, a barbecue.
像一个抗议和一顿午餐 Which is like a protest and a lunch.
嘿 我把电脑忘在车里了 Hey, I left my laptop in the mini.
哦 Luke就在那里 Oh, um, Luke's just over there.
嘿 有些人激动得失去理智 嗯？ Hey, some of these guys get too carried away, eh?
是的 Yeah.
来点Chianti酒吗？ 不了 Chianti? -No.
来点大麻吗？ 不了 Hey, session? -No.
好的 如果你改变了主意 告诉我 Ok, well, let me know if you change your mind,
因为我姑姑在Motueka种植这个 cause my auntie grows it in Motueka.
狂躁的夜晚？ 不 不 它很棒 Rough night? -No. No, it was awesome.
它就像我的早上 彻底搞砸 It was just like my morning. I crashed and burned.
哥们 我想你需要点时间醒醒酒 Bro, I reckon you should just have some chill-out time
只是 and just, you know...
你知道吗 伙计？ 我就像是凤凰 You know what, man? I'm like a Phoenix.
我会浴火重生 哥们 I'm gonna rise from the ashes, bro.
实际上 我该 现在我就要把小说写好 In fact, I'm gonna... I'm gonna smash out that novel right now.
我要把小说写好 I'm gonna smash it out.
哦 Oh.
你有备份 是吗？ You've got a, uh... A backup, right?
当然有 笨蛋 在我车里 Of course I do, fool. It's in my car.
他妈的 Fuck.
浴火重生 Rise from those ashes, bro.
嘿 Hey.
来点大麻吗？ Session?
狗屎 Shit.
哦 醒醒 伙计 Oh. Wake up, man.
Luke! Luke 醒醒 嗯？ Luke! Luke, wake up! -Hmm?
我们得走了 他们已经游行了 We have to go. They're marching already.
嗯？ 来吧 Mm? -Come on.
什么？我们去哪里？ 去游行 What? Where are we going? -The march.
哦 狗屎 Oh, shit.
醒醒 伙计 Wake the fuck up, man.
哦 昨晚Jon发生什么事情了？ Oh, what happened to Jon last night?
哦 警察 Oh. 5-0.
太典型了 这是骚扰 Typical. This is harassment.
我们有权利抗议 录下证据 We've got a right to protest. Getting evidence of this.
什么？ What?!
嘿 喔 Hey! Whoa!
狗屎 你在干什么？ 嘿 我想下车 -Holy shit. What are you doing? -Hey, I want to get off!
不能让他们不让羔羊说话 哦 -Can't let them silence the lambs. -Oh!
Jon 他 Jon he 'baa!
嘿 我想下车 Hey, I wanna get off!
我想下车 Luke Oi! I wanna get off! Luke!
我在车顶 我想下车 I'm on the roof! I wanna get off!
那是Jon吗？ Is that Jon?
嘿 小心开车 Oi! Hey, watch where you're going!
狗屎 Holy sh...
快 到后座去 什么？ -Quick, get in the back. -What?
到后座去 哦上帝 Luke -Get in the back. -Oh, my god, Luke.
现在抗议 哦 狗屎 Ah, now the protest... oh, shit.
我想我需要一杯咖啡 I think I need a coffee,
或许蓝色运动饮料之类的 um, or maybe just like a blue powerade or something.
小心 Watch out!
在系安全带 Just trying to get my seat belt on.
哦 那是我的电话 我来接 Oh, that's me. I'll get it.
Luke 你会被吊销驾照的 Luke! You'll lose your licence!
嘿 Noah Hey, Noah.
哥们 我听说了那婚礼 干得好 Bro, so I heard about the wedding. Well done.
真有胆 即使是按照你的标准 That was an impressive balls-up, even by your high standards.
你早就可以告诉我他在和一个超人约会 You know, you could have told me that she was dating an ubermensch.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
穿着果味西装的那个金发的家伙 伙计 The blonde guy in the fruity suit, man.
哦 好的 不 那一定是Hugo Nick的哥哥 他是个同性恋 Oh, ok. No, that would've been Hugo, Nick's brother. He's gay.
她和同性恋约会？什么他妈的？怎么会那样？ She's dating a gay guy? What the fuck? How's that gonna work?
不 你这混蛋 不是在和他约会 No, you dick, not dating him.
Hugo是Suzie婚礼上的陪护 Hugo was Suzie's support person at the wedding.
她还是把一切都毁了，伙计 She's still cut up about it all, mate.
啊 你在哪里？ -Argh! -Where the hell are you, anyway?
那是什么报警声？ 这只是电影 -What are those sirens? -Um, that's just movies.
是一场汽车追逐 让我出去 -You know, it's a car chase. -Let me out!
你怎么知道这些的 How do you even know all this?
D夫人电话给我的 Mrs d rang me.
哦 狗屎 哥们 你真幸运 And, shit, bro, you're bloody lucky
她删除了你的号码 因为那老女人发飙了 she's deleted your number 'cause the old girl let rip,
现在我告诉你离她女儿远点 and now I'm to tell you to stay away from her daughter.
不 No!
我知道 哥们 但是我警告你别去 好吗？ I know, bro, but I warned you not to go, ok?
她今天早上飞去南岛D夫人那里了 She flew down south to Mrs D's this morning,
然后她有了新的工作 and then she's taken some flash job.
哦 狗屎 Oh... Shit!
是的 我想是这样 Yeah, afraid so.
放手吧 哥们 就在这里 -Just let it go, dude. -Right here!
嘿 那背景噪声太响了 伙计 Hey, the background noise is killing me, mate.
你看完后电话给我 Call me back after you finish watching
那破烂的Michael Bay电影或者不管是什么 that shitty Michael bay flick or whatever it is.
Whoa! Whoa!
哦 上帝 Oh, my god!
笨蛋 Luke 慢下来 Wanker! -Luke, slow down!
Ooh!
哦 哥们 你能快点吐吗？ 情况紧急 Oh, bro, can you speed that VOM up? We have a situation here.
Oh!
真的？ 哦 伙计 -Really? Ohh. -Oh, man.
他们在这里 Here they are!
绵羊自由 禁止活畜出口 Freedom of sheep! Ban live exports!
狗屎 你在干什么？ 我们应该加入他们 Shit, what are you doing? We're meant to join them.
Hugo是个同性恋 Luke 停住 -Hugo's gay. -Luke, stop!
你要做什么？ What are you doing?
我是个混蛋 I am such a fuck-up!
Oi! Luke!
Jon 让他停住 Jon! Make him stop!
你在干什么？ What the fuck are you doing?!
警察 好吗？ Police. Alright?
狗屎 Shit!
这是条死胡同 不 不 不 -It's a dead end. -No, no, no, no, no.
不 不能像这样结束 是的 要结束了 -No, it can't end like this. -Yes, it can.
警察 借过 Police coming through.
抱歉 走开 别挡路 -Excuse me. -Move! Get out of the way!
出去 Get out.
来吧 Jon Come on, Jon.
什么？ 你要干什么？ What? What are you...?
等等 停住 停住 停住车 Wait. Stop. Stop. Stop the car. Luke. Luke!
哦 天才 Luke 你在干什么？ -Oh, genius. -Luke, what are you doing?
嘿 伙计们 伙计们 这里 Hey guys! Guys, here!
打开那门 什么？ -Open the door! -What?
把那门再多打开点 Open the door more!
哦 不 不 车子不行 Oh, no, no, no, no. Not the car.
打开门 Luke -Open the door! -Luke!
不 哦 不 不 车子不行 妈的 Luke 狗屎 No! Oh, no, no, no, no! Not the car! Fuck! Shit!
我们成功了 We made it!
喔 喔 哥们 这东西是去哪里的？ Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Bro, where's this thing headed?
我不知道 伙计 但是你够胆量 哥们 I don't know, man, but you've got balls for brains, bro!
太棒了 我是天才 -That was awesome! -I'm a genius!
你是疯子 给我滚开 You're a maniac. Get the fuck away from me!
你做过什么？ What did you do?
她很难受 She's pretty upset, man.
嘿 你没事吧？ Hey. You ok?
他差点杀死了我们 Jon He nearly killed us, Jon.
他到底想给谁留下深刻印象？ Who the hell is he trying to impress?
我的意思是…我可以大胆猜一猜 I mean... I could hazard a guess.
你知道吗？我不能坐在这里改变法案投票 You know what? I can't change that vote stuck here.
也许你可以 嗯 比如…比如 发博客或者推特什么的？ Maybe you could, um, like... Like, blog or tweet or something?
你不明白 是吗 Jon？ You don't get it, do you, Jon?
要改变不同 需要比点点鼠标付出更多 It takes so much more than mouse clicks to make a difference.
那是 There are...
当我没说 Forget it.
上帝知道你们两个在做什么 God knows what you two are up to,
但我不会为某些愚蠢的风火轮游戏而冒着生命危险 but I'm not risking my life for some stupid game of hot wheels.
我想影响改变 好吧 不是一些他妈的灯柱 I wanna impact change, alright, not some bloody lamp post.
天啊 你在做什么？哥们！哇！ Holy shit. What are you doing? Bro! Whoa!
不能让他们不让羔羊说话 Can't let them silence the lambs.
什么？ What?
咩！ Baa!
我保证我不会再打你耳光了… I promise I won't slap you again...
如果你答应停下来 自我要求你的时候 if you promise to stop when I ask.
对不起打了你 Sorry for slapping you.
你可以试着把它吻好 You could try and kiss it better.
吻错地方了 Wrong side.
我们出去检查一下 Check us out.
Bonnie和Clyde 谁？ Bonnie And Clyde. -Who?
著名的罪犯 从来没有被抓住 Famous outlaws. Never got caught.
从来没有？ Never ever?
不是活着的 Not alive.
听起来挺吸引人的 Sounds riveting.
他们在20秒钟内遭受了大约167发子弹 我想 They copped about 167 bullets in 20 seconds, I think.
什么？Bonnie和Clyde 那是铅的冰雹 -What? -Bonnie and Clyde, the hail of lead.
是的 Right.
相信你回忆起有趣的事实 Trust you to recall the fun facts.
你自己在那方面也不差 Keira You're not so bad at that yourself, Keira.
你有过幻想吗 Jon？ You ever had a fantasy, Jon?
你肯定想成为在你生命中的某个人 Surely you've wanted to be someone
迷人 大胆 浪漫？ glamorous, daring, romantic at some point in your life?
啊 Ahh.
你说法语？ 是的 You speak French? -Oui.
会一点 Un peu.
你没去过法国 是吗？ You haven't been to France, have you?
我说英语 我从来没有去过英国 I speak English and I've never been to England.
就在这里 哦 是啊 -This here. -Oh, yeah.
很好！ It's good!
可怕的 等待 等待 等待 停住 停一会 Awful. Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Stop a second.
好的 我想祝敬酒词 大家… Ok, I wanna make a toast, everyone, so...
嗯 好的…为了猪肉馅饼 哇 -Um, ok, to... To pork pie. -Yuck.
哦 不 他指的是帽子 Oh, no, he's meaning the hat.
这是猪肉馅饼帽 哦 -It's a pork pie hat. -Oh.
而且 嘿 为了一只不甘沉默的羔羊 And, hey, to an unsilenceable lamb.
对我来说 好吗？为了我能成功到达Invercargill And to me, ok? To me making Invercargill.
类似的说法 什么？ Like, what?
Suzie在那儿 我要去和她破镜重圆 Suzie's down there. I'm gonna go patch things up with her.
那计划不是已经失败了吗？ Didn't that plan fail already?
哦 不 我是说 是的 是的 有那么点儿 Oh, no. I mean, yeah. Yeah, sort of.
我的意思是 我已经意识到 你知道 我只是… I mean, I've since realised, you know, that I just...
我要去道歉…东西 明白吗 反正要去 I gotta apologise about... Things. See, anyway.
为什么道歉？也许我可以给你一些女性的建议 Apologise for what? Maybe I can give you some womanly advice.
不 只是 嗯… No, it's just, um...
Suzie太棒了 嗯 -Suzie's awesome. -Mm-hm.
你知道 就像 她真棒 呃 我只是…我不确定 You know, like, she's awesome, and, uh, I just... I wasn't sure.
你不确定什么？ You weren't sure about what?
关于我带到桌子上东西 关于我的 About what I was bringing to the table. About me.
所以 嗯 是的 我只是…我没有去 So, um, yeah. So I just... I didn't go.
你没去哪里？ You didn't go where?
参加我们的婚礼 To our wedding.
你自己的婚礼？ Your own wedding?
我知道这有点操蛋 我明白的 It's a little bit of a fuck-up, I know. I get that.
哦 哇 Oh, whoa.
伙计 那是… Dude, that's...
哦 好吧 看来我们要去Invercargill了 Oh, well, looks like we're going to Invercargill.
来吧 看 伙计 你想得到Suzie 对吗？ Come on. Look, man, you wanna get to Suzie, right?
是的 那么干杯 因为我们要去了 -Yeah. -Then cheers, 'cause we're going.
是啊 Yeah.
为了到Invercargill To making Invercargill.
我应该警告你 I should warn you.
我有两条规则 I've got two rules.
我只做一次 I only do it once
和感情不能投入 好吗？ and feelings can't come into it, ok?
我 嗯… I, um...
不能承诺没有感情 can't promise no feelings.
那就成交不了了 Then it's no deal.
你必须保护自己 Luke You have to protect yourself, Luke.
如果我打碎你珍贵的小心脏怎么办？ What if I break your precious little heart?
它…这将是值得的… It... It would have been worth it...
去拥有这些感受 to have these feelings.
哦 操 Oh... Fuck.
我如此接近拥有你 你那放在我胸口的手是我的 I have you so close that your hand upon my chest is mine,
如此接近 你闭上眼睛会出现在我的梦里 so close that your eyes close with my dreams.
什么？ What?
你认为…你讨厌它 不是吗？ You think... You hate it, don't you?
不 你只是想… No. -You Just want...
早上好 Morning.
你在哪里学的法语？ Where did you learn French?
妈妈是法国老师 Mum was a French teacher.
真的？ 是的 Really? -Yeah.
当我2岁时 她就开始辅导我 She started tutoring me when I was about... 2.
妈妈现在在哪里？ And where's mum now?
她过世了 She passed.
对不起 我不是有意的… 哦 -Sorry, I didn't mean to... -Oh.
给我讲一些法语 Speak some French to me.
听起来很浪漫 That sounds pretty romantic.
你说什么？ What'd you say?
我说你有… I said you have...
小小的乳房 mean boobies.
你这个小混蛋！ You little shit!
他妈的很典型 Bloody typical.
哦 嗯 Oh. Um...
我想我们应该下车 I think we should get off.
我是说 像我们三个人 I mean, like, the three of us.
我的意思是离开火车 I mean off the train.
我们三个人应该下火车 The three of us should get off the train
因为我们马上就要到车站了 'cause we're about to get to the stop soon.
哦 上帝 Oh, god.
嘿 我们快到车站了 Keira在哪里 伙计？ Hey, we're almost at the station. Where's Keira, man?
我们支持宠物和牲畜的人性化对待 ..The humane treatment of pets and livestock to get behind us.
我们正带着我们的口号 沿着长长的新西兰 We're taking our message the length of New Zealand,
一直到Invercargill all the way to Invercargill.
Keira！来吧！ Keira! Come on!
你们在干什么？我们不能采取这个 What are you guys doing? We can't take this.
我不会离开 为什么不呢？ -I'm not leaving it. -Why not?
因为如果我们留下它 Because if we leave it,
那么他们肯定知道我们在南岛 then they'll definitely know we're in the south island.
来吧 Keira 我们得走了 我们得走了 Come on, Keira. We gotta go. We gotta go.
我数三 It's happening in three seconds.
一 二… 你是个小混蛋 -One, two... -You're a little shit.
我简直不敢相信！ I can't believe it!
来了！ Coming!
好啊 让我们这样做 Ok. Let's do this.
上帝 Jesus.
喔！ Whoo!
喔！是啊! Whoo! Yeah!
嘿 这是我的果酱 Hey, hey, this is my jam.
你有一个小男孩乐队在这里 You've got a little boy band going on here.
你是 你击中了 伙计 You're... you're hitting the spot, mate.
来吧 Suzie Come on, Suzie.
你好？ 这是Davidson家 Hello? Davidson residence.
你好？ Hello?
是的 你好 Yes, hello. Uh...
请问Suzie Davidson在吗？ Is Suzie Davidson there, please?
这是谁？呃 这里是汤姆… -Who is this? -Uh, it's tom here from, uh...
嗯 是汤姆大拇指苗圃的 um, tom thumb nurseries,
和 呃 Suzie询问一些天竺葵问题 and, uh, Suzie was inquiring about some geraniums,
所以我回电话给她 so I'm just returning her call.
Jon 这是你吗？ Jon, is this you?
呃 不是 Uh, no.
这不是Jon 我甚至不知道Jon是谁 This is not Jon. I don't even know who Jon is.
啊啊啊啊啊！D太太 请不要挂断电话 我只是需要… Ah! Mrs d, please don't hang up. I just need to...
什么？天啊!没有办法！你从哪儿弄来的？ What? Holy shit! No way! Where'd you get that?
这是你的朋友送的礼物 汉尼拔 莱克特博士 It's a gift from your mate, Dr Hannibal Lecter.
虽然我没有文凭 I don't have any papers, though.
Boom. -Boom.
好的 交换 Ok. Swapsies.
这是个好主意 This was a good idea.
哦 我渴望 Oh, I am craving
一些薯条和一些hokey pokey冰淇淋 伙计 some chips and some hokey-pokey ice-cream, man.
哦 我的上帝 是的 Hokey Pokey -Oh, my god. -Yes. Hokey-pokey.
Hokey Pokey 是的 Hokey-pokey. -Yes.
我们能买一些吗？ 是的 Can we get some? -Yes.
我真的可以吃到hokey pokey冰淇淋 等等 我以为你是素食主义者 I could actually do with hokey-pokey. -Wait, I thought you were vegan.
不！ 不 哦 不 这是个两难选择 -No! -No. Oh, no. This is a dilemma.
哦 狗屎 但我们想要它 -Oh, shit. -But we want it.
我想它 keira1！ Keira1 I want it!
我饿了 I'm hungry.
你曾经在你很嗨的时候做爱吗？ Have you ever made love when you're high?
我还不嗨 I'm not high.
哦 是啊 但我很嗨了 Oh, yeah. But I am.
来吧 Come on.
晚安 先生 Goodnight, sir.
我们都明白 当有一个或另一个过世 We all recognise that when one or other goes,
那另外一个会在很短的时间内过世 the other one goes within a very short space of time.
哦 嘿 你有那些 木薯片吗？ Oh, hey, do you have any of those, urn, like, cassava chips?
也许是甜菜根蘸？ And maybe like a beetroot dip?
我只有普通薯条 I just got chip chips.
昨天壮观的警察追捕 Yesterday's spectacular police chase
在首都发生的 已经炸锅了 through the capital has gone viral,
已经在YouTube上有400万人观看了 already clocking 4 million views on YouTube.
这些家伙都是高手 你看到这个了吗？ These guys are crackerjacks. Have you seen this?
制造混乱的积极分子上传了这段视频 The activists responsible for the mayhem uploaded this message.
我们的违抗是文明和正义的 Our disobedience is civil and it's just,
我们正带着我们的口号 沿着长长的新西兰 and we're taking our message the length of New Zealand,
一直到Invercargill all the way to Invercargill.
咩！ Baa!
他们被社交媒体上的粉丝称为Blondini团伙 They've been dubbed the Blondini gang by fans on social media,
并引起了轰动 自从nek minnit and have ignited a viral spike not seen since nek minnit
或冰桶挑战后就没见过 or the ice bucket challenge.
这就是那辆新的Cooper车 That is the new Cooper s right there.
滑稽搞笑的动作引起了全国性的轰动 ..Antics have caused a nation-wide sensation.
Um... uh...
是的 共17 95元 谢谢 Right, that is $17.95, thank you.
警方正试图找出那三个勇敢的人 Police are trying to identify the daring trio
他们声称继续为动物权利的斗争 who claim to be continuing their crusade for animal rights
一直到Invercargill all the way to Invercargill.
伙计们 我们…哦 哦 Guys, we... oh. Oh.
Luke！ Luke!
哦 Luke 哦 我… Oh, Luke. Oh, my...
很合适做这个的天气 Nice day for it.
这不好玩 Keira This is not so funny, Keira.
你说炸锅是什么意思？有多少点击量？ What do you mean viral? How many hits?
我不知道 似乎 是大规模的 I don't know. Like, it's massive.
就像冰桶挑战那样 Like, ok, like the ice bucket challenge thing.
冰桶……？那真棒 The ice bucket...? That's awesome.
不 这不是真棒 是的 它是 -No, it's not awesome. -Yes, it is.
这不是真棒 他们知道我们在哪里 我们看起来像什么 It's not awesome. They know where we are and what we look like.
你什么时候上传的？ 你甚至没有告诉他？ -When did you upload all of that? -You didn't even tell him?
抗议停止 好吗？我不得不做某事 The protest stopped trending, alright? I had to do something.
等一等 你刚启动了对我和Luke的被追捕 So, wait, you're just gonna start a manhunt for Luke and I
然后就走开了 看起来像歌剧魅影？ and then just walk away looking like phantom of the opera?
噢 得了吧！那不是我 Oh, come on. That is not what I...
你们不想穿它们 好吗？ You guys didn't wanna wear them, alright?
无论如何 他们不知道我们在哪里 Anyway, they don't know where we are.
他们会根据你的上传跟踪手机卡 Keira They'll be tracking the sim from your uploads, Keira.
他们不能的 这是在飞行模式 They can't. It's in flight mode.
不 不是 是的 它是 -No, it's not. -Yes, it is.
我打开上网数据 什么？你什么时候做的？ I switched on data. -What? When did You do that?
好吧 在湖边的时候 我下载了那个游戏 Well, back at the lake. I downloaded that game.
哦 Luke 你这个白痴！ Oh, Luke, you idiot!
好的 好的 只请各位 Ok, ok, just everyone, please.
各位都关掉手机 Just everyone turn their phones off.
继续前进 Keep going.
我们会以某种方式逃脱的 Bonnie和Clyde 对吗？ We'll escape somehow. Bonnie and Clyde, right?
Bonnie和Clyde没有泄露幕后视频 Bonnie and Clyde didn't leak a behind-the-scenes video.
嘿 是我一直在说丢弃车子的 Hey, I've been the one saying ditch the mini.
那是不可能的 Not happening
为什么不呢？ why not?
它甚至都不是你的车 是吗 Luke？ It's not even yours, is it, Luke?
或者是你妈妈的 你偷来的 这是一个又大又肥的黄色谎言 Or your mum's. You stole it. It's one big, fat yellow lie.
也许你可以道歉 Keira Maybe you can just apologise, Keira.
但是为了什么 Jon？为了有胆量站起来做些什么？ But for what, Jon? For having the guts to stand up for something?
听着 Keira 你的抗议是可怕的 Look, Keira, your protest is awesome,
但你基本上告诉了每个人 but you've basically told everyone
我们在哪里 我们要去哪里 where we are and where we are headed.
让我出去 Let me out.
什么？Keira 我们正陷入群羊的包围 What? Keira, we're knee-deep in sheep.
你不是…让我出去 -You're not... -Let me fucking out.
Keira.
我只是想做些有意义的事 好吗？ I'm just trying to do something meaningful, ok?
你们两个在干什么？ What are you two even doing?
我是说 操我！ I mean, fuck me!
这就像没有任何理由被困在一辆里 迷失了方向 It's like being stuck in a car between no cause and a lost one.
她永远不会要你回去的 Jon 你不够男人 She's never gonna have you back, Jon. You're not enough man.
而你, And you,
你需要意识到 生活中有更多远比赛车重要！ you need to realise that there's more to life than boy fucking racing!
我真的认为那是她欣赏的在你身上的三种品质 I actually thought those were the three qualities she admired in you.
Ugh!
你应该把这些清理干净！ You should clean this up, you know!
在路上到处都是屎！这是恶心！ There's shit all over the road! It's disgusting!
我去找她 I'll go get her.
哦! Oh!
倒霉 Shit.
收到 所有单位 准备横扫小镇 Copy that, all units. That's a go for a sweep of the town.
哇哦！ 继续前进 继续前进！ -Whoa! -Moving on, moving on!
走 伙计 走吧 那是Keira -Go, man. Go. -That's Keira.
狗屎 Shit.
Keira！ 走 Luke -Keira! -Go, Luke.
操 下车！ -Fuck! -Get out of the car!
操 Fuck!
走 伙计 走 他们多半会回来 Go, man, go. They're about half and back.
你已经尽你所能了 伙计 You did all you could, man.
Hmm.
我认为他们只是坚决的努力传奇 I reckon they're just dead-set legends.
所以你不觉得他们触犯了法律？ So it doesn't bother you that they're breaking the law?
给那些在蜂窝里的白痴竖中指 传奇 It's giving the finger to those idiots up in the beehive. Legends.
我相信我们的下一个打电话的人认识他们其中一个 Well, I believe our next caller knows one of them.
Becca来自奥克兰 你好 Becca Becca from Auckland. Hi there, Becca.
你好 Paul Hi, Paul.
你好 我们相信你认识那个年龄大一点的家伙 Hi there. We believe you know the older guy.
英雄或是恶棍？这是怎么回事？ Heroes or downright reprobates? What's the deal?
嗯 他不是一个英雄 Um, well, he's not exactly a hero,
但是 你知道 他也不是坏人 but, you know, he's not a bad guy either.
他只是做出了糟糕的决定 He just made a really bad call.
什么意思？是那素食主义吗？ What do you mean? The veganism?
还是他有反抗倾向？ Or his penchant for civil disobedience?
不 我指的是他做出了糟糕的决定 No. I mean a really bad call.
Paul 比素食主义还糟糕？ Paul. Worse than going vegan?
这是一个真正悲惨的故事 他们自从大学就是情侣 It's actually a really sad story. They were sweethearts since uni.
他们是谁？他和他的未婚妻 Suzie -Who were? -Him and his fiancée, Suzie.
Mm.
但是 你知道 他只是… But, you know, he just...
哦 对不起 我得走了 Oh, I'm sorry. I've gotta go.
不 不 不 Becca 你一定有原因才打电话的 No, no, no, Becca. You called for a reason.
他到底做了什么？ What exactly did he do?
他… He...
他没有出现这他们的婚礼上 现在他想要她回来 He did a no-show at their wedding, and now he wants her back.
哦 奇妙！完全是一个傻瓜！ Oh, fantastic! What a total plonker!
这家伙是个传奇 你绝对正确 传奇… This guy is a legend, you're absolutely right. Legendary...
哦!哦!啊！狗娘养的 Oh! Oh! Argh! Son of a bitch.
这车子在我拿走之前就被偷了 That mini was stolen long before I took it.
但它不是我偷的 But it wasn't mine to take.
当妈妈死后 When mum passed...
我参加了赛车 l took to the speedway,
我觉得离她更近 and I felt closer to her.
我几乎赢得每一场比赛 I won almost every race.
但我欠了汽车改装商店一个职员 因为改装赛车和提供所有零件 But I owed a chop shop crew for the stock car and all the gear.
所以我开始为他们工作 分解好车 买卖毒品 So I started working for them, stripping hot cars, drug runs,
偷窃时负责开车 任何你能想到的 wheel man on burgs, you name it.
但那不是我 兄弟 But that's not me, bro.
Keira说得对 Keira was right.
我都是狗屎 I'm all shit.
不 你是我见过的最有胆量的人 No, you're the ballsiest dude I've ever met.
你激励着我 You're inspiring to me.
我是说 看着我 男人 妈的 我已经… I mean, look at me, man. Shit, I've...
我被赶出我的公寓 我被我的出版商解雇了 I got kicked out of my flat, I got fired by my publisher,
我一直被追捕 and I've been run to ground
被新西兰的每一个警察追捕 by, you know, pretty much every cop in New Zealand.
我被国家电台评头论足 I got bagged out on national radio.
那些混蛋 Those bastards.
但我从未感到更有活力 But I never felt more alive.
去你的妈的小说 你告诉我如何书写自己的命运 Screw the novel. You showed me how to write my own destiny, man.
那是不可回避的 That's where it's at.
我要一路走去 I'm going all the way.
我要去找Suzie I gotta get to Suzie.
但是 我是说 这个去找Suzie的任务 它是我的 But, I mean, you know, the Suzie mission, it's mine,
所以 你知道 你不… so, you know, you don't...
我是说 它 如果你认为… I mean, it's... If you think that...
哦 是啊 那很公平 那很公平 伙计 Oh, yeah. That's a fair call. That's a fair call, man.
每个人都有自己的路要走 I mean, everyone's got their own path to take.
哥们 我们是把车开到Invercargill Bro, are we taking that car to Invercargill
还是穿着内裤计划你的婚姻？ or you plan on hitching in your undies?
爱你不论代价 伙计 爱你不论代价 Whatever it takes, man. Whatever it takes.
嗯 有你的GPS保险丝 Well, there's your GPS fuse.
太好了！ That's cool.
你要被烧烤了吗 哥们？ Are you getting baked, bro?
大麻让我的头脑敏锐 Weed sharpens my mind.
我在吸大麻时 思考问题最清晰 I do some of my clearest thinking on weed.
它也让我的头脑敏锐 And it sharpens my mind as well.
你看起来很可笑 嘿 要开始玩真的了 -You look ridiculous. -Hey, shit's getting real.
放下大麻 哥们 这不是“使命的召唤” Lay off the weed, bro. This ain't 'call of duty'.
去南面的路不好走 The road south's no good.
来吧 猪肉派 Come on, pork pie.
以前你从未被一些警察阻止过 A couple of cops never stopped you before.
广阔的荒野 还有直升机 无处可藏 Open country, choppers, nowhere to hide.
这实际上听起来像是“使命的召唤” That actually does sound like 'call of duty'.
你想让我去转移一下他们的注意力吗？ Do you want me to cause a diversion?
好啊 你何不打个报警电话告诉他们我们在那边？ Ok. Why don't you call 111 and tell them we're over there?
你真是天才 我会去做的 You're a genius. I'll do it.
Jon 我是开玩笑的！ Jon, I was joking, man!
是的 Yes!
是他们 是Blondini帮派的电话 It's them. It's the Blondini phone.
呃 打开扬声器 Uh, put it on speaker.
慢点 哥们 Slow down, man.
啊！狗屎! Ah! Shit!
是的! 这就是我说的 哥们！喔！ Yes! Yes! That's what I'm talking about, brother! Whoo!
嘿 看看那些人 那些人认出了我们 Hey, look at those people. Those people recognise us.
他们就像球迷或朋友这类的 They're like fans or friends or something.
咩！ Baa!
喔！ Whoo!
咩！ Baa!
喔！ Whoo!
绵羊自由！绵羊自由！ Freedom of sheep! Freedom of sheep!
别让他们蒙蔽你的眼睛 女士们！ Don't let them pull the wool over your eyes, ladies!
晚餐时不要吃你的朋友！ Don't eat your friends for dinner!
咩！ Baa!
先生 那衣服不错 显然是绵羊爱好者 Sir, that is a nice jumper. Clearly a sheep lover.
啊 滚开 Ah, fuck off.
啊 哦 Ah. Oh.
也许最后一句可以说得更好 Maybe could've phrased that last one a little bit better.
嘿 伙计们！ Hey, guys!
停车！嘿! Pull over! Hey!
等等 谁…？那个人是谁？ Wait, who...? Who is that?
嘿 伙计们 靠边停车！他认为他是谁？ -Hey, guys, pull over! -Who does he think he is?
你是谁？我叫bongo Who do you think you are? -I'm bongo.
我是来帮忙的 是吗？你们真了不起 我爱你们 I'm a mate, yeah? You guys are amazing. I love you guys.
不 不 我不信任他 是的 不 我们没事 -Nah, nah, man. I don't trust him. -Yeah, nah. We're ok, man.
你们是混蛋 可嘿 那可不友好 -You guys are fucked! -Hey, that's not friendly.
Whoa.
我只是这么说说 嗯？ I'm just calling it like it is, eh?
警察已经封锁了这里和Clyde之间的所有道路 The cops have blocked all the roads between here and Clyde.
他们已经有两架直升机 从南边开始扫荡 They've got two choppers, eh, sweeping up from the south.
他们在追捕你们 他们在追捕你们 They're after you, man. They're after ya!
哪里？他怎么知道的？ Where? How does he know that?
这是…不 不 问问他 -It's a... -No, no, ask him.
您怎么知道呢？ 我有一台警用扫描器 嗯？ -Oh, oh. How do you know that? -I've got a police scanner, eh?
他有一台警用扫描器 He's got a police scanner.
不 如果他想跟随我们 他就可以发“推特”了 Nah, man. If he wants to follow us, he can get a Twitter account.
对不起 伙计 不 我们很好 我喜欢“推特” -Sorry, man, nah, we're good. -I'm on Twitter.
不 我们都很好 我是来帮助的！ -No, we're all good. -I'm here to help!
他妈的疯了 你们需要一些汽油 是吗？ -Fucking crazy. -You need some petrol, guys?
我可以给你们弄到汽油 I can get you some petrol. I can source that for you.
我把汽油放在我的小屋里了 我也弄了些人体模特 I've got it back in my shed. I've also got some mannequins.
汽油 Petrol.
开进来 伙计 稳稳当当地开进来 是的 就是这样 Slide it in, mate. Just slide it in nice and tight. Yeah, that's it.
如果你们愿意 我可以帮你 任何你们需要的 I can help you guys if you want. Anything you need.
呃 我们只是需要汽油 Uh, petrol's all we need.
我可以…嘿 穿过农场 我能让我们向南前进50公里 是吗？ I can get a... hey, I can get us 50 K's south through the farm, yeah?
脱下套索 所以我们…所以… Slip the noose. So we... so...
没有我们 哥们 Uh, there's no us, bro.
汽油多少钱？ How much do we owe you for the gas?
作为加盟费吧 汽油免费 I'll Chuck in the gas for free as a joining fee.
妈的 F...
没有加盟的 There's... there's no joining.
但是 你们是被追捕的人 伙计 是的 我 But you're one man down, mate. Yeah, and I'm...
不 我们不是被追捕的人 我们很好 No, we're not a man down. We're good.
没事 哥们 我们很好 It's good, bro. We're good.
当到了这一步 伙计们 When it comes down to it, guys,
你们需要一些硬家伙 对吧？ you're gonna need some hardware, right?
我们是和平抗议 Um, we're a peaceful protest, mate.
哦！ Ooh!
用这个 我可以在3公里外射杀一个人 I can shoot a man 3 k away with this one.
是的 他甚至都不知道 是什么击中了他 Yeah, he wouldn't even know what hit him.
他可以做任何事 他也许可以 我不知道… He could be doing anything. He could be, I don't know...
例如 他可以洗洗衣服 He could be hanging out his washing, for example.
是吗？对他自己来说 我有一点膨胀 Yeah? And thinking to himself, I've got a little bit of a bloat.
也许我应该改用杏仁奶 Maybe I should switch to almond milk.
然后我在那里 然后砰！ And then I'm there, and then bang!
他死了 He's dead.
他最后的想法是杏仁牛奶 And his last thought was almond milk.
嘿 Pongo 我们该加汽油了 我想… Hey, Pongo, we're just gonna take the gas, I think...
我叫bongo Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -The name is bongo!
哇 哥们 冷静 听着 一切都好 Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Easy. Look, look, look. It's all good.
你…你通过了 你通过了 You... you passed. You passed.
通过了什么？ Passed what?
这是一个考验 整件事情只是个考验 This test. This whole thing was just a test.
什么？什么样的考验？ What? What kind of test?
他妈的叫什么考验？快点 -Well, um... -What the fuck was the name? Quick.
Blondini帮派 是的 Blondini帮派 -The Blondini... -Yeah, Blondini.
考验 是Blondini考验 Test. -The Blondini Test.
我们只是想看看你是否能自始至终 你… We just wanted to see if you'd go all the way, and you took it...
自始至终 伙计 自始至终 All the way, man. All the way.
是的 是的 你做到了 Yes, yes. You nailed it, man.
那只是一次考验？ 是的 它是一次考验 -That was all a test? -Yeah, it was a test.
你们刚考验了我 而我 我通过了？ You just tested me, and I pa... And I passed?
是的 哥们 是的 祝贺你 哥们 -Yeah, bro. -Yes, congratulations, man.
你做到了 我的天啊 你们真是在发疯 I nailed it. Oh, my god, you guys are crack-up.
因为我差点轰了他的脑袋 因为他叫我Pongo 'Cause I almost blew his brains out for calling me Pongo.
而那只是个考验？ 是的 我看到了 -And it was just a test? -Yeah, I saw that.
我看到了即将来临的事情 I saw that coming.
然后我也会带你们出去 伙计 然后是我自己 And then I would've taken you out too, mate, and then myself.
但是 不管怎样 这就是人生 But, anyway, c'est la vie.
好的 这是计划 我去拿我的东西 Ok, here's the plan. I'll go and get my stuff.
然后 上路了 Jack 嘿？ And then... Hit the road, Jack. Hey?
Blondinis帮派！ Blondinis!
拿着汽油罐 Get the petrol can.
你们会喜欢这些的 You guys are gonna love these.
伙计们？ Guys?
伙计们! Guys!
不! Oi! No!
去！走吧 伙计 走吧！ Go! Go, man, go!
哦 我的上帝！伙计们 'Oh' my god! -Guys!
天啊! Holy shit!
醒来！ 冷静自己！让自己冷静！ -Wake up! -Calm yourself! Calm yourself!
我们得回家了！ 是的 我在做！ -We need to get home, man! -Yes, yes, I'm doing!
他妈的 他发射了火箭炮 He fucking fired a rocket launcher,
请给我一秒钟 拜托… so just give me a second, please, to...
我们他妈的在哪里？ Where the fuck are we?
走哪条路？向左还是向右？ Which way? Left or right?
向左 Left.
是的 Yep.
是的 向左 向左 Yeah, left. Left.
向左 哥们 Left, man.
不 不 不 向左 向左 No, no, no, left. Left.
地图颠倒了 什么？ -The map's upside down. -What?
我不知道他们颠倒了地图 I didn't know they did upside-down maps.
能你为什么还要费心在看？ Why would you even bother with that?
我中枪了 I've been shot.
你知道是谁干的吗？ 是的 do You know Who did this? -Yes.
你知道谁开枪的？ 是的 那Blondini帮派 -Do you know who shot you? -Yeah, the Blondini gang.
Blondini帮派？ 是的 他们正开车… -The Blondinis? -Yes, they're driving...
是的 他们开着一辆杏色mini车在附近 Yes, they're driving around in an apricot mini,
他们见到谁就开枪 and they're shooting whoever they see.
好的 我是唯一… Ok. -I was The only...
我是唯一一个足够聪明活下来的 I was the only one smart enough to survive.
去 去 去！ Go, go, go!
在B区集合 Assembly port b.
反应快点 伙计 Quick smart, guys.
发生什么事情了？ 这是武装响应 What's going on? -It's armed response.
你说武装是什么意思？ What do you mean armed?
枪支 武装通常意味着枪支 Guns. Armed usually means guns.
哈！ 你的演讲准备好了吗？ -Ha! -Got your speech ready?
我的什么准备好了？ 你的演讲 My What ready? -Your speech.
你要对Suzie说的演讲 About what you're gonna say to Suzie.
不 你有什么办法吗？ No. You got any ideas?
不 我没有任何办法 话题是你提起来的 No, I don't have any ideas. -You brought it up.
你一定有办法 我不知道你的情况 You must have some ideas. -I'm not in your situation.
我不知道你的过去 好的 好吧！我想我会… I haven't been in your situation. -Ok, alright! I think I'm gonna...
是的 我有些话要说 Yes, I've got some things to say.
好吧 你打我 我不 -Well, hit me. -I didn't...
我是 我只是…我会随遇而安的 I'm... I'll just... I'll go with the moment.
侦探 发生什么事了？ Detective, what's going on?
等等 这不是关于那些家伙 对吧？但… Wait, this isn't about the boys, right? But...
来吧 是吗？ Come on. -is it?
快点 快点！ Come on, hurry up!
哦！ 该死 对不起的! -Oh! -Shit. Sorry!
哦 Oh.
我要试试那个电话亭 I'm gonna try that phone box.
好吧 我去弄点吃的 Ok, I'll get us a feed.
狗屎 Shit.
有人吗？ Hello?
妈妈 你看到我的电话了吗？ 不 亲爱的 -Mum, have you seen my phone? -No, darling.
哦 太奇怪了 Oh, it's so weird.
我想我把它留在这里充电 但我哪里也找不到它 I thought I left it in here charging, but I can't find it anywhere.
哦 我需要预订我的出租车 Aw. -I need to book My taxi.
你知道电话座机线被拔掉了吗？ Did you know your land line's unplugged?
哦 是的 是我做的 Oh, yes, I did it.
贪得无厌的电话营销一直困扰我 Telemarketing vulture's been bothering me all week.
你好 这里是Davidson家 Hello. Davidson residence.
我正要去小便 I'm just gonna go take a piss.
喂？ Hello?
Blondini帮派成员Keira Leigh Jones Blondini gang member Keira Leigh-Jones
让警方进一步尴尬 has caused further embarrassment to police
在羁押期间 上传了这个呼吁 by streaming this plea while in custody.
我们是和平抗议 所以 We're a peaceful protest, so please,
我需要你们所有人来挑战警察的这个行动 I need you all to challenge this police action.
如果你能推特你的支持 贴到我们… If you can tweet your support, post to our...
贾斯廷 动用所有的车辆 在Roxburgh有一起枪击案 Justin, all cars. There's been a shooting in Roxburgh.
犯罪嫌疑人是Blondini帮派 Suspects are the Blondini gang.
他们被认为戴着枪支 并且危险 They're believed to be armed and dangerous
往南开着一辆mini Cooper车子 牌照是lz6393 and heading south in a mini Cooper s, registration lz6393.
我再重复一遍 lz6393 I repeat -lz6393.
狗屎 Shit.
那些家伙不可能卷入那场所谓的枪击案 There's no way the boys would have been involved in that alleged shooting.
暴力违反了我们所主张一切事情 Violence goes against everything we stand for.
禁止活畜出口！ Ban live exports!
Leigh Jones小姐拒绝… Miss Leigh-Jones rejected...
为了公共安全的利益 in the interest of public safety,
他们正在接受一起枪击案的指控… they're taking allegations of a shooting spree...
警方的反应引起了强烈的抗议 The police response has sparked an outcry
在推特和Instagram粉丝中间 among fans on Twitter and Instagram,
有许多人说 出动武装防罪犯小队 with many saying the armed offenders squad mobilisation
是一个过度反应 is a major overreaction.
嘿 Luke！伙计 来吧 是警察 Hey, Luke! Man, come on. It's the cops.
来吧 Come on.
哥们 这是… Bro, it's the...
什么？ What?
怎么了 哥们？ What's going on, man?
趴下 先生 趴下 Get down on the ground, sir. Get down on the ground.
哦 不 哦 天哪 Oh, no. Oh, jeez.
你开枪打了他！ You shot him!
怎么回事？这是Blondinis帮派 他们有枪的 -What's going on, pup? -It's the Blondinis. They're armed.
你看到任何枪支了 笨蛋？！ Do you see any guns, dipshit?!
没事 伙计 没事 It's ok, mate. It's alright.
我们必须止流血 走开 先生 -We gotta stop that bleeding. -Step away, sir.
这些人很危险 你才是危险的 伙计 -These men are dangerous. -You're the one that's dangerous, mate.
走开 先生 Step away, sir.
走开 先生！ Step away, sir!
如果你不把那东西放下 给我的伙计一些帮助 If you don't put that thing down and get some help for my mate,
我要帮你搽屁股了 好吗？！ I'm gonna shove it up your arse, ok?!
别紧张 别紧张 Take it easy. Take it easy.
别紧张 Take it easy.
呼叫空中救护和一些支持 Call for an air ambulance and some backup.
嘿 伙计 这是…没关系 对不起 伙计 -Hey, man, it's... it's ok. -Sorry, man.
不 不 一切都很好 一切都好 救援已经上路了 一切都好 No, no, it's all good. It's all good. Help's on the way. It's all good.
我会很好 伙计 是的 -I'll be all good, man. -Yeah.
我会很好 I'll be all good.
你要去Invercargill You need to get to Invercargill.
不 伙计 我不…没有你 我就不开那车 兄弟 No, man. I'm not... I'm not taking the car without you, bro.
你把那辆车到Invercargill 哥们 You're taking that car to Invercargill, bro.
不 我不会离开你 No, I'm not going without you.
你得走了 哥们 我不会离开你的 好吗？ -You need to go, bro. -I'm not leaving without you, ok?
我不会离开你 哥们 你得走了！ -I'm not leaving without you. -Bro, you need to go!
哦 他妈的 Oh, fuck.
再见 猪肉馅饼 Goodbye, pork pie.
嘿!嘿 你 停住！ Hey! Hey, you, stop!
移开卡车！ 先生 我们可以移开卡车吗？ Move the truck! Can we move the truck, please, sir?
长官 我会接手这里 你能挪一下这辆卡车吗？ Sir, I'll take over here. Can you please move the truck?
回来这里！你会回来的 是吗？！ Come back here! Will you come back here?!
停住！把卡车弄走！ Stop! Get the truck out of the way!
操 Fuck.
我开着这辆该死的车 I'm taking this bloody car
去Invercargill! to Invercargill!
喔！ Whoo!
社交媒体上普遍猜测 Speculation is rife on social media
这Blondinis帮派也许一直就没有枪 that the Blondinis may have been unarmed.
这不合理 不合理 This is just not on. It's not on.
只开了一枪 打伤一名男性 ..Firing a single shot, wounding the male.
你好 肥佬 你在看电视吗？ Hello, fats. Are you watching the telly?
去得到他的前未婚妻显然是绝望的 Apparently desperate to get to his former fiancee...
我知道 I know.
是啊 是时候让小伙子们出场了 Yeah. It's time to get the lads out.
请迷你车驾驶员靠边停车 交出你的武器 Would the driver of the mini pull over and surrender your weapon?
交出武器 Surrender your weapon.
这是警方的行动 我重复 迷你司机 靠边停车 This is a police operation. I repeat, the driver of the mini, pull over.
交出武器 Surrender your weapon.
你好 这是Davidson家 Hello, Davidson residence.
哦 D太太！对不起 好吗？请不要他妈的挂断电话 好吗？ Oh, Mrs d! Look, I'm sorry, ok? Just please don't fucking hang up, ok?
我真的需要跟Suzie说话 I really need to speak to Suzie.
求你了 是我 Jon -Please! -It's me, Jon.
哦 Suzie 你好！是 你好 Oh, Suzie, hi! It's... hi.
我其实 嗯…我不能说话 我在打包 所以… I actually, um... I can't talk. I'm packing, so...
嗯 为什么？你要去哪儿？ Um, why? Where are you going?
我需要一个新的开始 Jon I need a fresh start, Jon.
我决定接受那英国的工作 I decided to take that UK gig.
好吧 嗯 我得走了 这个 出租车在这里 所以… Well, um, I've gotta go. The... the taxi's here, so...
不 不 不 Suze 不要 不要 求你 No, no, no. Suze, don't. Don't. Please don't. Please.
都搞砸了 都搞砸了 好吗？ This is all fucked up. This is all fucked up, ok?
我搞砸了 我搞砸了 I fucked it up. I fucked it up.
你是个不可思议的人 You're an incredible person,
你不应该被那样对待 好吗？我 and you didn't deserve to be treated like that, alright? I...
我只是不认为 你会想把自己的余生 I just didn't think you'd want to spend the rest of your life
和像我这样的失败者一起度过 好吧 所以我就破坏了它 with a loser like me, ok, and so I broke it.
我破坏了它 I broke it.
做这事让人痛心 实际上 是不可原谅的 And it was a prick of a thing to do, and, actually, it was unforgivable.
是不可原谅的 It was unforgivable.
我不指望你接受我 And I don't expect you to take me back.
我不 我 嗯… I don't... I, um...
妈的 我甚至不指望 你再和我说话 我只是 嗯… Shit, I don't even expect you to talk to me again ever. I just, um...
我只是…我想让你知道 I just... I want you to know
我认为你是我见过的最美丽的人 that I think you're the most beautiful person that I have met.
你是完美的 And you're perfect.
而我搞砸了 And I blew it.
我搞砸了 I blew it.
你在哪？ Where are you?
在城外约半小时的地方 About half an hour out of town.
你过来了？ You came down?
是啊 是的 我只是想我会看到你 Yeah. Yeah, I just thought I'd pop down to see you.
好啊 Ok.
好的 我们可以在casa Del mar那里见面 Ok, we can meet at the casa Del mar
在七点…10分钟 at 7 o'clock for... 10 minutes
我的出租车在等着 好吗？ and while my taxi's waiting, ok?
嗯 Um...
好吧 Suze 事情是这样的 Ok, Suze, here's the thing.
我 I...
相当的…我在… It's quite... I'm in a...
Jon 只要你为我而出现 好吗？ Jon, just show up for me, alright?
很高兴知道那是什么感觉 Be nice to know what that feels like.
那是谁？ Who was that?
哦 是的 又是电话营销人 Oh, urn, yeah, the telemarketing people again.
好的 Ok.
是警察的部署和武装反应人员 Deployment of police and armed response personnel.
似乎那Blondini帮派的mini车子 It appears the Blondini mini is being
被逼进了警察的部署 funnelled towards the deployment.
mini车司机 靠边停车 交出武器 Driver of the mini, pull over. Surrender your weapon.
狗屎 Shit!
我重复 交出武器 I repeat -surrender your weapon.
立即靠边停车 Pull over immediately.
这是警方的行动 我重复 交出武器 This is a police operation. I repeat -surrender your weapon.
肥佬 你这小饼干！ Fats, you little cracker!
你好 G'day.
肥佬！是南岛mini车俱乐部！ Fats! Southland mini club!
你怎么样？ 我好多了 -How you going? -I've been better.
跟着穿着白色JCW的小丑 Just follow the clown in the white JCW.
好的 谢谢 伙计 但是…这不是你的事情 Ok, thanks, man, but this... This isn't your problem.
不 你搞砸了 哥们 Nah, you fucked up, bro.
我们需要让你见到你老婆 那样你就可以理清楚 嗯？ We need to get you to the missus so you can sort it out, eh?
所有mini车司机必须立即靠边停车 All mini drivers must pull over immediately.
哦 等等 什么是…？JCW是什么意思？ Oh wait, what's a...? What's a JCW?
所有mini车司机立即靠边停车 All mini drivers pull over immediately.
哦! Oh!
呼呼呼呼呼！ Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
从车里出来！举起双手！ Get out of the car! Hands in the air!
起来！起来！起来！起来！ Up! Up! Up! Up!
混蛋 Dick.
保持联络 Keep in touch.
哦 爱你 Oh. -Love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
狗屎 Shit!
对不起 女士 Suzie Davidson住在这里吗？ Excuse me, ma'am. Does Suzie Davidson live here?
不 No.
你不知道她在哪里？ 我不知道她是谁 -So you don't know where she is? -I don't know who she is.
是啊!对! Yeah! Yes!
你个混蛋！ You fuckers!
哦 狗屎 Oh, shit.
狗屎 Shit.
取出轮胎 Take out the tyres.
哈哈! Ha ha!
主要新闻组正跟着 The prime news team's following
现在是一个火热的灯塔 what is now a fiery beacon
当它穿过城镇 as it drives across town.
当然 全国都在看 Surely, the whole country is watching
当警察再次接近那mini车 as police again close in on the mini,
在火中再次出现 which has reappeared on fire.
是的 Simon Yes, Simon.
我只是希望它不会以悲剧结束 I'm just hoping that it doesn't end in further tragedy.
记者 当然 这令人难以置信的戏剧已经快到尾声 Reporter. Surely this incredible drama is near its close.
Suzie? -Jon.
你做了什么？ What have you done?
快吻她！ Just kiss her!
我做了… My...
武装警察 趴下 趴下 Armed police. Get down on the ground. Get down on the ground.
这是像这样子 Suzie This is what it's like, Suzie.
是什么样子？ What what's like?
我为你出现 Me showing up for you.
令人难以置信的场面在Invercargill Unbelievable scenes here in Invercargill.
武装反应单位… ..Armed response units...
武装警察 冷静！ Armed police, calm down!
哦 给他们一分钟！给他们一分钟！ Oh, give them a minute! Give them a minute!
下来！ Get down!
Suze.
你可以移动…向下移动一点？ Can you just move... Move down a little bit?
你需要律师 不是吗？ You'll need a lawyer, won't you?
接吻是合法的 是吗 伙计们？这样做没关系 嗯？ It's not illegal to have a pash, is it, guys? It's ok to do that, eh?
这完全合法 It's totally legal.
你感觉如何 伙计？ 嗯？好的 我感觉很好 -How you feeling, mate? -Hmm? Good. I feel good.
她有点晚了 哦 -She's a little bit late. -Ooh.
没关系 他们总是这样做 It's alright. They always do that.
呃 在你把他带走之前签个字 Uh, just sign this before you take him away.
他在哪里？ Where is he?
在哪里？ 该死 Where? -shit.